Liz. 22. Lesbian. Science Fiction Enthusiast. Feminist. Lawl School Denizen

 

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raggediandi:

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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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Cole Porter was born in Peru, Indiana on this day in 1891."Let’s Do It, Let’s Fall in Love lyrics" from "Paris" (1928) by Cole Porter"Birds do it, bees do itEven educated fleas do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in loveIn Spain, the best upper sets do itLithuanians and Letts do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in loveThe Dutch in old Amsterdam do itNot to mention the FinsFolks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twinsSome Argentines, without means, do itPeople say in Boston even beans do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in loveRomantic sponges, they say, do itOysters down in oyster bay do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in loveCold Cape Cod clams, ‘gainst their wish, do itEven lazy jellyfish, do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in loveElectric eels I might add do itThough it shocks em I knowWhy ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me"shad roe"In shallow shoals English soles do itGoldfish in the privacy of bowls do itLet’s do it, let’s fall in love.”

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Cole Porter was born in Peru, Indiana on this day in 1891.

"Let’s Do It, Let’s Fall in Love lyrics" from "Paris" (1928) by Cole Porter

"Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it

Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Fins
Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, ‘gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me
"shad roe"

In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.”

me: i'll do it at 7PM

time: 7:02PM

me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now